February 2012
I'm as grounded as the dirt under my feet and as...
You make me so nervous.
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
me: omg
teacher: Good Morning Class!
students: asdfgoodmorningasshole
You either break up, or marry them.
That incredible moment when you realize that you’ve moved on and are ready to finally try to have something with someone else.
Right now i'm learning to be okay without you. And...
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
